Trump Blames Everyone But Himself for Jan 6th Riot & Punxsutawney Phil Didn’t Warn Us About COVID

Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning and this year they put on what seemed like a full-on Broadway show, Jimmy wonders why the groundhog didn’t warn us about COVID back in 2020, the Washington Football Team announced their new team name, the National Archives is set to release Mike Pence’s records to the House… Continue reading Trump Blames Everyone But Himself for Jan 6th Riot & Punxsutawney Phil Didn’t Warn Us About COVID

Musk to Reverse Trump’s Twitter Ban, Subpoenaed Phones Disappear & Pretend MAGA Republican Dr. Oz

There is a nationwide shortage of baby formula in the US, Elon Musk says that he will reverse Trump’s Twitter ban if his deal to buy the company goes through, Trump claims he no longer has any of the cell phones that were subpoenaed by the State of New York, the January 6th Committee has… Continue reading Musk to Reverse Trump’s Twitter Ban, Subpoenaed Phones Disappear & Pretend MAGA Republican Dr. Oz

Evidence of Trump’s “Criminal Conspiracy” Revealed, Tucker Carlson’s Dumb Idea & FART License Plate

The January 6th Committee has found evidence that would appear to implicate Donald Trump for engaging in criminal conspiracy to defraud the United States, Trump’s border wall has been breached by smugglers 3,272 times because of idiodic design, a bombshell report from the New York Times said that China asked the Russians to delay their… Continue reading Evidence of Trump’s “Criminal Conspiracy” Revealed, Tucker Carlson’s Dumb Idea & FART License Plate

Trump’s New Picture Book, Biden Turns 79 & MyPillow Mike Spreads Conspiracies for 96 Hours Straight

An armored truck full of money spilled cash all over the highway in Carlsbad over the weekend, QAnuts are still in Dallas waiting for JFK Jr to come back from the dead and take his place alongside Trump in the White House, Joe Biden celebrated his 79th birthday making him the first President to do… Continue reading Trump’s New Picture Book, Biden Turns 79 & MyPillow Mike Spreads Conspiracies for 96 Hours Straight

Let's Not Reward Congress For Doing The Bare Minimum

Congress passed a bill to fund the government for two more months, but moved no closer to solving the other crises on our hands: raising the debt ceiling and avoiding a catastrophic debt default. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue Subscribe To “The Late Show” Channel: Watch full episodes of “The Late Show”: Like “The Late Show” on… Continue reading Let's Not Reward Congress For Doing The Bare Minimum

MyPillow Mike’s 96 Hour Delusia-Palooza, Trump Gets Naked & the 200 Craziest People in America

Joe Biden expects to run again in 2024 and te question remains will Donald Trump run against him, we have decided to only depict Donald Trump with no clothes now, the 200 craziest people in America are still waiting at Dealey Plaza in Dallas for the resurrection of JFK and JFK Jr, since Mike Lindell… Continue reading MyPillow Mike’s 96 Hour Delusia-Palooza, Trump Gets Naked & the 200 Craziest People in America

Trump Came in Contact with 500 People Between Positive COVID Test & Hospitalization

“The Bachelorette” Men Tell All aired on ABC and it was a real free-for-all, the new COVID variant Omicron has been reported in at least 18 states, Donald Trump came into contact with more than 500 people between the day he tested positive for COVID and then day he was hospitalized, the social media platform… Continue reading Trump Came in Contact with 500 People Between Positive COVID Test & Hospitalization

Texts Reveal Donald Jr & Fox News Hosts Begging Trump to Stop Insurrection Insanity

Rain poured down on Los Angeles today, Flavor Flav’s car got hit by a boulder on his way to LA from Vegas, Jimmy attended the Spider-Man: No Way Home premiere, Liz Cheney of Wyoming has shared a series of frantic texts from notable insiders to Trump Chief of Staff Mark Meadows during the January 6th… Continue reading Texts Reveal Donald Jr & Fox News Hosts Begging Trump to Stop Insurrection Insanity