The war on Ukraine continues to be the big story of course as famously-neutral Switzerland is taking action against Russia by freezing assets, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has shown great courage under fire and is a helluva swing dancer too, Trump was quarter pounding his little fists at CPAC this weekend explaining in no detail… Continue reading Trump Babbles About Russia’s War on Ukraine & QAnon Claims Jimmy Kimmel Has Been Arrested & Cloned!
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Jimmy Kimmel Defeats COVID, Trump’s Latest Crazy Rant & Aunt Chippy Reviews Mother’s Day Gifts
Jimmy makes his triumphant return after being out last week with COVID! He names all the people that he didn’t hear from while he was home with the virus, his 7-year-old daughter Jane was disappointed that she didn’t receive any gifts on Mother’s Day, Joe Biden and Donald Trump posted very different messages for Mother’s… Continue reading Jimmy Kimmel Defeats COVID, Trump’s Latest Crazy Rant & Aunt Chippy Reviews Mother’s Day Gifts
Sean Hannity Cleverly Trolls Donald Trump
Now that Trump is out of office, Sean Hannity has been going hard at President Biden, but the truth is, he has been speaking in signals and sending very cleverly coded messages. Narrating the brazen and unchecked hypocrisy we are being bombarded with every day. He’s been saying things that seem to be about Biden… Continue reading Sean Hannity Cleverly Trolls Donald Trump
Trump Blames Everyone But Himself for Jan 6th Riot & Punxsutawney Phil Didn’t Warn Us About COVID
Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning and this year they put on what seemed like a full-on Broadway show, Jimmy wonders why the groundhog didn’t warn us about COVID back in 2020, the Washington Football Team announced their new team name, the National Archives is set to release Mike Pence’s records to the House… Continue reading Trump Blames Everyone But Himself for Jan 6th Riot & Punxsutawney Phil Didn’t Warn Us About COVID
Musk to Reverse Trump’s Twitter Ban, Subpoenaed Phones Disappear & Pretend MAGA Republican Dr. Oz
There is a nationwide shortage of baby formula in the US, Elon Musk says that he will reverse Trump’s Twitter ban if his deal to buy the company goes through, Trump claims he no longer has any of the cell phones that were subpoenaed by the State of New York, the January 6th Committee has… Continue reading Musk to Reverse Trump’s Twitter Ban, Subpoenaed Phones Disappear & Pretend MAGA Republican Dr. Oz
Evidence of Trump’s “Criminal Conspiracy” Revealed, Tucker Carlson’s Dumb Idea & FART License Plate
The January 6th Committee has found evidence that would appear to implicate Donald Trump for engaging in criminal conspiracy to defraud the United States, Trump’s border wall has been breached by smugglers 3,272 times because of idiodic design, a bombshell report from the New York Times said that China asked the Russians to delay their… Continue reading Evidence of Trump’s “Criminal Conspiracy” Revealed, Tucker Carlson’s Dumb Idea & FART License Plate
MyPillow Mike’s 96 Hour Delusia-Palooza, Trump Gets Naked & the 200 Craziest People in America
Joe Biden expects to run again in 2024 and te question remains will Donald Trump run against him, we have decided to only depict Donald Trump with no clothes now, the 200 craziest people in America are still waiting at Dealey Plaza in Dallas for the resurrection of JFK and JFK Jr, since Mike Lindell… Continue reading MyPillow Mike’s 96 Hour Delusia-Palooza, Trump Gets Naked & the 200 Craziest People in America
Trump Came in Contact with 500 People Between Positive COVID Test & Hospitalization
“The Bachelorette” Men Tell All aired on ABC and it was a real free-for-all, the new COVID variant Omicron has been reported in at least 18 states, Donald Trump came into contact with more than 500 people between the day he tested positive for COVID and then day he was hospitalized, the social media platform… Continue reading Trump Came in Contact with 500 People Between Positive COVID Test & Hospitalization
Texts Reveal Donald Jr & Fox News Hosts Begging Trump to Stop Insurrection Insanity
Rain poured down on Los Angeles today, Flavor Flav’s car got hit by a boulder on his way to LA from Vegas, Jimmy attended the Spider-Man: No Way Home premiere, Liz Cheney of Wyoming has shared a series of frantic texts from notable insiders to Trump Chief of Staff Mark Meadows during the January 6th… Continue reading Texts Reveal Donald Jr & Fox News Hosts Begging Trump to Stop Insurrection Insanity