Headless Chicken Tells Trump To Stick With It



At this weekend’s Turning Point Action “Rally to Protect Our Elections,” President Trump continued to claim that Democrats stole the election before receiving an unlikely endorsement from a headless chicken.

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Clip air date 07/26/2021

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  1. So hows them Dems working out ? Lol cant wait to see the state of the usa in another 6 months …. congratz psml

  2. Arizona results will be out in August for all to see. Democrats although subpoenaed have not handed over passwords for the Dominion voting machines yet. What are Democrats afraid of…."nothing to see here" lol. Cheating Democrats will be forced to hand over those passwords and then USA can see more evidence of how Democrats cheated and stole this election installing a mumbling in-cognitive Zombie as President

  3. Forgot this and right now there is no Leader in America people get killed for no reason white, black, Asian, Latina

  4. He lost in over 60 court cases and collect over 200Million dollars from his stupid supporters but not spend 1 dollar of this money to find any evidence that is good enough for court!

  5. Does anyone else think Trump sounds like Jerry Lewis when he is giving a speech with sudden shifts in volume and emphasis on certain things?

  6. Many sullen haters of America gathered. They, too, needed to express their “opinions”.
    – Beeeee.
    – Beeee – they said repeatedly. Just like those people on [cnn], abc], [cbs] told them to. {Free} [thinking] was really outdated, so they left it to those people in suits who look trustworthy a smarter, that’s because of their suits, of course. And sometimes they call themselves “Doctors”, that too looked really clever.
    Little did they know about {Fake} news industry code, disinformation campaigns, projections, and corruption.
    – A person in a suit wouldn’t lie.
    – Beeee, – replied his partner agreeing.

  7. Thanks for a disgraceful example of hate for America expressed in a tasteless joke 🤢🤮
    The only funny thing is watching desperate MSM attempting to take down powerful patriots.
    We know what you are doing.

  8. I just trolled the ultra right wing Sky News Australia channel with some pro-Biden and pro-Liz Cheney remarks.
    Those idiots commenting on Sky News Australia's videos still feel Trump had the election stolen from him.
    I applaud Ms. Cheney for putting priority in the Constitution over the the Trumplicans.

  9. If this guy still gets free. He lies about election for the rest of his life.
    This guy used to say. If he win election ( election goes free and fair). If this guy loses ( election has been stolen or rigged election system).
    American people must judge this guy very careful. This guy is very defiant and dangerous for America.

  10. Imagine a World where who we voted for meant as bout as much as what Music we listened to in the 90's. You people at the Colbert show live in a sad World if the content you make is still about Trump after 9 months. Remember when Colbert was not a Political commentary? I regret even liking that show in my Youth.

  11. When I first saw the notification for this, I though it said that the chicken tells T** to Stick It. That "with" was a major disappointment.

  12. Diaper Donald, your a FRAUD, you, yes your a Professional Grifter, plus your Family nothing but a Grifter Family

  13. Mitch McConnell is Emperor Palpatine

    Some of you will die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make! – Lord Trump
     @Justin Y.  Trump is evil. He ignored this virus until he couldn't ignore it…the steps taken have been deliberately slow to contain this virus, as the government has made huge financial gains in allowing particularly older, retired people to die…no more pay outs each month…voting, if still valid in this country…is our only peaceful,  legal recourse…voting 3rd party is the ONLY WAY to get real humans in power, rather than dynasty families and career politicians. When we realize the 2 parties we are divided over LOVE the division among us…then and only then may America be great again…

     @Justin Y.  Lack of knowledge of the deep state? I just accused our government of mass murder…I understand deep state…fact that you refuse to listen, only attack, says too much about you…clearly you haven't known hardship. Clearly none of this has impacted you negatively…you are part of the problem, offering zero solutions.

     @Justin Y.  Calling me stupid really helps your case…Trump has very limited brain power, as evidenced by his rambling, generally repetitive, toddler talks…although most of us are sorely undereducated, Trump really amazes me every time i listen to his banter. Trump did not close the borders in time, many flights to the USA brought sick folk here. Action wasn't taken until very late February, and by then 15 confirmed cases were more than enough to basically allow what amounts to airborn, quickly lethal AIDS《why this? (Because this virus mutates too fast to create an effective vaccine, which may never get made), upon the world. This is dangerous because common behaviors of common folk, such as shoulder to shoulder events, shopping and sardine packed working conditions, helped this virus along…even as people died in China daily…America went forward 2 full months wothout any concerns…then…rather than force the hands of state officials, and put the population through a 2 month quarantine,  we've been seeing states react, rather than prepare…and all at the natural stages this virus thrives on…complacency among enough of us to allow the spread to continue. You refusing to see this logic isn't a blight on my mental capacity, just proves you are as simple as our Lord Trump…and likely among those very few, who like many elites, don't even understand the plight of the masses, whom I speak for, in this contrived crisis…Trump is calm about the virus because he exists outside the bounds of common folk…Trump and other powerful people would never have to take the risk of infection seriously as they are all well protected by expendable servants or can at the least afford to continue living lavishly and distanced from peons such as myself. 9/11 was an inside job and this proves what I've feared since then…that the government can perform mass murder and the people will always just accept it, hire the next sociopath  in line, whichever of the 2 evil divisionary parties they aspire to dwell in…

    Our educational system is archaic. We could be educating everyone from home…there are no valid excuses for our current broken schooling, and no teachers need lose jobs…as the internet is an amazing communication device…

    Taxes are broken. Your dollar earned gets hit so many times…and we all just accept that blindly.

    Medicine is broken. My grandmother died because her selfish daughter needed cable tv more than grandma needed diabetes medicine…and millions suffer from the inability to afford insulin, despite that drug initially starting out as a gift to humanity from a generous genius, privatized by evil and greed, priced beyond reality for most.

    Our 2 party system is designed to keep us bickering…division keeps us docile enough to accept our own government conspiring to murder us, with our acceptance. 3rd party candidates are generally real humans…that care about other humans, even, gasp, total strangers and foreigners…

    We are all on the same damn spaceship…Earth. I judge character…not race, not whatever religion folks are born into. I am old…I am tired of seeing disaster after disaster get slow attention from government, as poor people die in thousands due to delayed or nonexistent help.

    It's about time the many take control, with votes, to dethrone the sociopaths that control us, play games with our very lives…

    When there are only voluntary homeless, when the janitor is paid living wage, when a high school graduate can earn enough in food service, or retail, to support a modest home and essentials, while creating a nest egg…when veterans are given the same care as Congress, Senate and other positions of highest power, rather than left to suffer and die, when the lowest paying jobs are enough to survive on, then and only then, can America boast of being great…

    As it stands…I feel most of us are born into lies we have no control over…It's well orchestrated, as my points are made clear in every satirical broadcast about the plight of the expendable masses, world wide…

    Do I want peace, equity and kumbaya? Yeah…I do…are there sociopaths in power oppressing the common folk…yeah…there are…have good Democrats and Republicans existed? Yes…they get blocked by evil at every turn, often resigning due to unbeatable corruption. Do I pity the very people I label simple? You bet I do…I want this planet to be a better place for most…not some…for all…if ever possible…

    This covid virus isn't done. It mutates too fast to pin it down with a vaccine…and we haven't seen the end of it because we, as a planet, would have to agree on a few ground rules to consider being a functional society.

    That's my 2 cents…some of it…take it or leave it. Most of us just exist and watch, lazily, rather than get directly involved in change. @soaringvulture  We don't seem to take note…we, the expendable masses, are being told to push through life ignoring this virus…it took ONE infection to start a Planet Wide Pandemic…and because we didn't quarantine from January 1st to February, we get to watch innocent and otherwise lives lost, daily…who are "we", in "we're in it together"? Certainly not the elite…they step on us to avoid harm…I'm furious with humanity as a whole…I'm furious we accept all this death and Trump's toddler talks…like a Ted talk without useful insight…

    Those of us suffering are many…while the privileged watch the show They created…when…when will the common folk unite against tyranny, through the only peaceful means we have…vote out career politicians and dynasty families in favor of fellow human beings, with consciousness and compassion for the lowest among us.

    We won't stop the cycle of abuse by trading Democrats and Republicans, two sides of the same evil, corrupt coin.

    Vote 3rd party…vote for real people, with flaws, that understand what struggle is…that have put time behind any of these so called essential, yet minimum wage jobs…

    This economy is screwed…always has been. The vast majority of work available is menial labor…food service, retail, janitors, grocers…a great many take their wages in government…which is far too big, complex and unsustainable…

    Until any job can offer a modest secure household, until the only homeless are those who volunteer to live "free"…until the pill giants are mandated to make life saving medicine reasonably priced…we are a selfish, horrid nation, divided by the very people that oppress us, yet too busy fighting amongst ourselves to take any useful action towards a better tomorrow for the MANY, not the FEW……

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